Tuesday, March 31, 2009

KATG Crossword Puzzle!! by TameekaTime

I had to do it!
Here is the Keithandthegirl Crossword Puzzle.




KATG is my favorite podcast - I listen to them everyday and brag to my friends and co-workers about how awesome the show is!

This is a thank you to everyone who is apart of the show! Keep up the good work :)


I'll be posting up the answers next week!
*If you want the answers sooner just email me at Tameekatime@gmail.com

-TameekaTime ("The Black Tameeka")

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Follow up: Letter to Slap Chop Vince

Early this week I posted a heart felt letter to the man in the Slap Chop infomercial; Vince Shlomi.

Check it out if you haven't already: Letter To Slap Chop Vince

Well it seems that I was right in my letter b/c he is the lamest man ever! - he punched a prostitute.
It's reported that Vince paid a Miami prostitute $1000 for straight sex and that's not what he got!
The prostitute bit his tongue and he proceeded to punch her in the face.



Dude,,,,,aren't you the "slap chop" man??? come on! one of those housewives watching your infomercials would bang you.

Stay away from the Ho's!

And that's what you get for telling people: "you'll like my nuts"

Source: Chicago Sun Times

Friday, March 27, 2009

The Most Uncomfortable Thing of The Week (3/27/09) - "Babies Daddies"

Happy Friday Blog Readers....

I wanted to follow up on a post I did back in February. It was part of the "Most Uncomfortable Things of The Week" section.

It was about a 13 year old kid named Alfie Patten. Alfie was a new dad and I was shocked out of all hell about this - I know shit happens but they showed the kid playing video games and talking about taking care of this baby with the allowance his parents give him.




Well,,,,, it seems that this kid IS NOT THE FATHER!

The 15 year old mom was said to have been sleeping around and ended up going Maury style and getting a DNA test and this proved that she couldn't mooch off of young Alfie's allowance anymore.

It is also said that 15 year old Chantelle Stedman is not sure who the real father is.

Ladies! Please keep a calendar! Google has a great one - you can type in who you slept with and even color coordinate it :) It's 2009!!! Why do people still not know who they're babies daddies are???

TameekaTime feels really bad for this baby (no not the mom or dad) but the baby that was born into this crazy situation with the media involved and her ho-bag mama. And I really really hope this beyotch does not get a reality show for being a cunt.

Source: Geekologie

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Letter to Slap Chop Vince

The Slap Chop Infomercial:
Please watch and be sure to read the letter I wrote to him..






March 26, 2009


Dear Vince (from the slap chop infomercial),

I understand that your just trying to sell this product --- but dude, your a real jerk off!

Your infomercial starts out cool and I appreciate you trying to help me "slap my troubles away". 

But really Vince (no last name) who are you? 

Do we know eachother? Do you really know the troubles that I have?

And for your information, I DO like salads and I don't hate making them. 

Maybe you hate salads but I don't. 

You're not even there when I order lunch!!!!

HOLD UP! Your out of control! Who are you to tell me that my life is boring?? 
You are not in my social network! And I know for a fact that we are not facebook friends.

And just because you want me to have some damned tuna salad you think that my life will suddenly be filled with excitement. 

Dude, get over yourself I am totally fine with just mayo!

And I told my boyfriend that he should smack you for telling me "your gonna love my nuts"

I hate you!

And what in gods name does "open like a butterfly" mean?
Do you mean the wings? Your confusing!

Ha! I think your calling me fat! Why are you saying that all of America is fat? I'm not!

I think I figured you out buddy! Your insane! Only crazy people say crap like "tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini"
Wtf? Lol you need to retire and stop making infomercials.

Good day & Good luck,

TameekaTime

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Degrassi Crossword Puzzle Answers

Here are the answers to the third Tameeka Time Crossword Puzzle.

A big thanks to all of those who actually printed out the puzzles and figured them out!

Degrassi Crossword Puzzle Answers:




And if you didn't get a chance to solve the Degrassi Crossword Puzzle check out the old post:


Degrassi Crossword Puzzle
by Tameeka Time

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Saved By The Bell Crossword Puzz Answers

Here are the answers to the second Tameeka Time Crossword Puzzle.

A big thanks to all of those who actually printed out the puzzles and figured them out!

Saved By The Bell Crossword Puzzle Answers:





And if you didn't get a chance to solve the Saved By The Bell Crossword Puzzle check out the old post:


Saved By The Bell
Crossword Puzzle by Tameeka Time

Monday, March 23, 2009

Beyonce Crossword Puzzle Answers

Here are the answers to the first Tameeka Time Crossword Puzzle.

A big thanks to all of those who actually printed out the puzzles and figured them out!

Beyonce Crossword Puzzle Answers:




And if you didn't get a chance to solve the Beyonce Crossword Puzzle check out the old post:

Beyonce Crossword Puzzle by Tameeka Time

Thursday, March 19, 2009

The Knife...

So at work today I was going through some directors reels and I came across Johan Renck's Reel and I can't believe that I've never seen this music video. I love this song and I now love this video - its soooooo awkward!!!

I love The Knife....such an awesome band!

Check it out:

"Pass this on" by The Knife

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

'Oh Joy' ..... Divison

I started surfing through my google reader and came across a youtube clip of Morrissey performing last night in New Jersey.

There's no limit to how many times I can listen to "How Soon is Now"

So I watched that clip - then youtube'd more Morrissey videos, then watched some of The Smith's videos, then finally I youtube'd Joy Division...

ohhh how I love Ian Curtis' crazy arms and legs.

My Day was just Made



*Can't stop smiling*
My drooling starts around 2 minutes into the video :-p


Monday, March 16, 2009

Silly Silly Youtube

I promised myself that I would not blog about or even mention this whole Chris Brown and Rhianna drama mainly b/c I just don't care about how these rich children act.
But wow so many people are making money off of their story for instance this silly game that was created called Chris Brown Hit by Brick.
It's very myspace ad'ish where your just moving the cursor around to score points....barf!



Ok I hope you do not feel like you just wasted 28 seconds of your life because it get's better....

This game and a few others were posted up on youtube and some one posted a comment saying:
"md6ft (4 days ago) hiting a woman is racist. what should we do praise him for what he did. he is not black, white, or brown. he is trash."

And another user responded to the above comment with:
1. Women are not considered a race. 2. Why would you acknowledge anyone for praising this guy. 3. He's clearly not white. 4. He IS trash.

I respond with: LMFAO! b/c the first comment is just ridiculous! Why do people feel like they HAVE to leave stupid comments on youtube?

Here's another great one for the road:

qtpiecutie (20 hours ago)

D=< he is to DAMNNN sexy 4 dhat she shouldnt of slaped him like a bitch and he shouldnt of EVER put his hands on her unless she had a knife or gun or something life-threatning....but he is still FINE but she's a NUT so the only sulution is....FOR HIM TO DROP HER AND COME TO ME...RAYCHELLE =)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'm not the only Beyonce fan I guess....

As some of you may know, I'm a fan of Beyonce. But I think Bee's got a bigger fan that lives in New Jersey....

Some blogger reported that there's a beef with R&B singer Keri Hilson and Beyonce.

At first, I started watching the video below and thought..."who the f*ck is he and why is he eating raw grits" ...yuck
but as this guy starts to rant -- I start loving it!

Youtube Video by user Bee318 tititled "Keri Hilson...who?"



These are my top favorite quotes from this video.

  • #1 - "I know Paris Hilson" not Paris Hilton
  • #2-"Ray-hanna" not Rihanna
  • #3-"Keyshia Coles" not Keyshia Cole
  • #4-"I'll bite your muthafuckin nose off"

LMFAO!

And, I don't really see what the beef is since I've heard Keri Hilson's song "Turnin' me on" a number of times. She doesn't mention Beyonce or Ciara's name once.

Here are the lyrics that's supposedly causing all this drama:

I shot the sheriff, but wait till i shoot these b*thces……down
now i ain’t tryin to start no mess it just something off my chest…..that i need to get off
cause you turnin me off
ya vision cloudy if you think you the best
you can dance, she can sing but need to move it TO THE LEFT
you need to go have some babies, she needs to sit down she fadin

those other b*tches ain’t even worth my time to talk about
been had dollas boy, go get ya money up
know you ain’t the only homie homie lined up
i ain’t turnin it off, im still turning it on
go head and tell these folks how long i’ve been writing your song
i been putting you on
just check the credits ho
and if you want me you can find me in decatur ho

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Degrassi Crossword Puzz

Get your pencils ready & do the Degrassi crossword puzzle.
I really had a good time creating this one. Have fun! And remember to hit me up if you need the answers at (tameekatime@gmail.com)

MuAhz!


*Click on the image for a printable version*




*Answers posted up next week

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Get Saved by The Bell

Print this out and have fun with this Saved by the Bell crossword puzzle I created.

*I'll post up the results next week

Hit me up if you reallly need the answer ;-)
(tameekatime@gmail.com)

MuAhz!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Beyonce Crossword Puzz

Take a break! Have some fun time with Tameeka :)

Print it out - get your pencils!

*I'll be posting the answers next week!

Muahz.




*If you need a high res file or your dying for the answers hit me up @ Tameekatime@gmail.com

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